Spiritual Sparring Partner Gifts

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

At the 2021 Religious Games

Minister Starts at a New Church

Academic Affairs: The Chair of Philosophy Corners the Chair of the Sciences

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

Department de Philosophie

Sports Day at the Monastery

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

'One pundit tonight is from a think tank, the other writes 'Books for Dummies'.'

"I've been thinking harder than you have, and my thought experiment disproves your thought experiment."

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

'Mrs. Zegenzahn, I'm an expert on exorcising demons, devils and poltergeists, but insurance representatives? There's no remedy for that.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

'God, grant me all that I deserve. Amen'

Chi Kick

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

'Can't we have just one conversation without you getting so defensive'

'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'

Golfing Fakir.

St Louis and his Army Pray (The History of the Crusades).

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

Historians' Tiff

World Ping-Pong Federation.

"Help this athlete grow bigger and stronger, so that when he goes into the ring, he can beat the brains our of his opponent."

Boxing.