Sparring Partner Gifts

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Teamwork

Gym Dog

Academic Affairs: The Chair of Philosophy Corners the Chair of the Sciences

Musical Fight

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

Department de Philosophie

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

Speed Dating

'One pundit tonight is from a think tank, the other writes 'Books for Dummies'.'

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

"I've been thinking harder than you have, and my thought experiment disproves your thought experiment."

'Good mornin' Ruth!'

'What do you mean, 'you can read me like a book'? You've never read a book!'

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

"The government and I had a difference of opinion on what was tax deductible."

Chi Kick

'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'

'Can't we have just one conversation without you getting so defensive'

Too many coxes.

'I say, Addison

World Ping-Pong Federation.

"In this corner, a man who describes everything as 'Orwellian.' And in this corner, a guy who loves saying 'Kafka-esque!'"

Historians' Tiff

Boxing.

Thank goodness, SAVED by the Bell!'

"Unlike most children, little Natalie loved it when her parents would fight... Oh, snap! Dad, Mom just called you cheap! Are you just gonna take that?"

"Where did you say you went to college?"