Spiritual Sparring Partner Pillows

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

At the 2021 Religious Games

Minister Starts at a New Church

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Academic Affairs: The Chair of Philosophy Corners the Chair of the Sciences

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Department de Philosophie

Sports Day at the Monastery

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

'One pundit tonight is from a think tank, the other writes 'Books for Dummies'.'

'Mrs. Zegenzahn, I'm an expert on exorcising demons, devils and poltergeists, but insurance representatives? There's no remedy for that.'

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

"I've been thinking harder than you have, and my thought experiment disproves your thought experiment."

'Why am I so depressed? Because I'm so enlightened, that's why!'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

'Can't we have just one conversation without you getting so defensive'

'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'

Chi Kick

'God, grant me all that I deserve. Amen'

"You got him running scared, kid. He thinks he might actually kill you."

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

World Ping-Pong Federation.

St Louis and his Army Pray (The History of the Crusades).

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

Golfing Fakir.

Historians' Tiff

William Booth

Boxing.