
"At this point in the season I'm ahead of Roger Maris. I'm alive."
Looking for a gift for a curious mind who thrives on competition and deep thought? Our collection celebrates the contemplator's drive with clever, uplifting products. Whether they’re pondering their next move or enjoying the thrill of victory, these items add humor and inspiration to their daily routine.
"At this point in the season I'm ahead of Roger Maris. I'm alive."
"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"
The rocket powered skiier
10 K Tail-Chase
Monica Seles
The Salesman
Ratminton
'Gee, you beat Roger again!'
I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.
The First Annual Game Show Week.
Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race
Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes
'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'
My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".
"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."
"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"
'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'
'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'
"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."
"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."
Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'
Gloat
'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'
Snail Racing
The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line
"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."
"I love fast break business success."
"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"
Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.
'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'
'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'
"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"
"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."
Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"
'The grudge match.'
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