Angelic Aerodynamician Gifts

"He used to be an aerodynamics engineer."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Damn defibrillators.

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Give Way To Cyclists

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'Please hold for an eternity...'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

And on the Seventh Day...

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

Death of the pope.

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

Basketball Halo

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

I'd like to check my e-mail...

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"He's my best friend – 74, bald, looks like a fat Sid Caesar."

'I see my wife made it in.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"