Angelic Aerodynamician Mugs

"He used to be an aerodynamics engineer."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Damn defibrillators.

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Give Way To Cyclists

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

And on the Seventh Day...

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

Death of the pope.

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Basketball Halo

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

I'd like to check my e-mail...

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

"He's my best friend – 74, bald, looks like a fat Sid Caesar."

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'