Angelic Rider Pillows

Give Way To Cyclists

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Angel playing music

Damn defibrillators.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Spring Break!

Death of the pope.

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

"He's my best friend – 74, bald, looks like a fat Sid Caesar."

"You again? I must be flying in circles."