Angelic Driver Pillows

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Damn defibrillators.

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Give Way To Cyclists

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

Movie Angel

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

Death of the pope.

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

I'd like to check my e-mail...

"He's my best friend – 74, bald, looks like a fat Sid Caesar."

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

"He used to be an aerodynamics engineer."

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'