Angelic Car Fan Pillows

'Is it a good car, Sir? Need you ask?' (Car with halo).

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

Shoe repair

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Driving without a flag?'

'Our limo's here.'

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Water Balloons.

'And this is our basic model.'

'Wheel technical support line.'

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

Have you installed the heater?

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

'I'd feel very fortunate if I were you. My music WAS appreciated in my lifetime, and then played to death in elevators and shopping malls!'

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

"Yeah - I keep getting aborted."

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'