Angelic Auto Enthusiasts Pillows

Heaven towing service

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Sailor in Car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Penguin Remote

"Perfect."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Nice park. . .

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

A man and woman use oars from within their car.