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Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Penguin Remote

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"Perfect."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Nice park. . .