Auto Lovers Mugs

Cars that look like people.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Dog Park

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Under pressure.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Deflator mouse

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Motor Tourism

Driverless cars rage.

Useless add-ons.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."