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"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Burnout Syndrome...

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

'You've changed.'

Midnight Basketball

Set sail

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

Steve found himself on his travels.

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

'Nothing seems funny anymore.'

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"Oh no! You, again?"

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

"Father was a tyrant."

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

"What came first is irrelevant. What matters is that it’s your parent’s fault."

"Not only do I not know the meaning of life, I also forgot why I came up here."

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

Yahweh/Your Way