Surreal Journey Seeker Mugs

The Piranesi Mall

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Crab with a clown face.

The Lost World: You are Here

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Off to see the world

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Escher exhibition first floor

Surreal ale

'You've changed.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Rainbow/Horizon

Thermidor Dali

Man Ray

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

Souvenirs

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

Francis Picabia

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

'Mom, I hate camping! I can't even get a cell signal!' 'Well, sweetie, if we'd known you were going to be unhappy, we'd have sent you to Paris instead.' 'Really?' 'Did I say Paris? I meant a convent living with nuns.'

"Travel changed me."

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

'Are we broke yet?'