Surreal Story Seekers Mugs

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

Crab with a clown face.

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

The Cremaster Cycle

Escher exhibition first floor

Surreal ale

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Man Ray

Thermidor Dali

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

Francis Picabia

The Bride of Frankenstein

Bookworm Romance

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

Sauce close to the PM.

Philip Kindred Dick

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

"Class, Gracie's great aunt Carmen is here to share some fun Latino folk tales!"

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

As he entered the station, his eyes fell on a beautiful woman.

For Sale - The rights to my story.

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

'I never heard anything like that before. What does it mean?'

"Yo, novella!"

The Piranesi Mall