Surgical Sensation Seeker Gifts

'Great performance. He was going for a triple bypass, and he did a quadruple.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Canine Scentipede

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Doughnut Making

Pheromones.

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Excess

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'What's that your wearing?'

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"That shampoo was delicious!"

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

Box of Tissues

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."