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'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Serenading

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"So...do you have a job now?"

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Chocs away.

Private Jet

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

'I'm upgrading our entertainment center.'

Converted Parking Garage

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

This castle manager job better be for real.

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

Ice Cream Flavors

Food Pyramid

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

"And that won't wake me either."

Immigrating to the City

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."