Dairy Farming Mugs

About time!

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

"So, you're telling me that my assets have been frozen?"

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'So help me Francine, if he doesn't warm his hands this time, there'll be trouble!'

"No, there's nothing wrong with her. Daisy here has been bred only to produce skimmed milk."

"By the way, I'm taking off the first two weeks in August."

Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!

"I'm not sure what we're seeing but I think it's some kind of antique milking machine."

"Did we really need a company newsletter?"

"That was definitely mine."

Milk Machine

'Is it an emergency?'

'STOP DOING SIT-UPS!'

'For some reason, I've never been able to bring myself to part with Elsie here.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest.

"Another drop in milk prices? Aren't we getting squeezed enough already?"

'There is so much penicillin in this milk we could use to to treat shipping fever!"

Eddy made his proposal to Greta but he couldn't interpret her response. did she mean 'Yes', 'No' or just 'Moooh'?

Aways read the small print.

Swiss Cheese Cow

Leif has a lot of trouble with his ticklish cow...

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"You need to stop thinking about your family's dairy farm. Not all of these are Holsteins."

"Where did you get this from?"

"I'm part Irish on my mother's side."

'Even ol' Lucy's dry. . .whats going on around here?'

"She's a connoisseur. She won't touch anything other than Kentucky blue grass."

The American Farmer: a vanishing breed.

'I'll kick him if he doesn't stop saying, 'Got Milk?'!'

A Productive Cow

Milk Truck With Udders.

'You're making a big mistake.I'm still good for another five gallons of milk.'

'Did you say that before you were a milker you used to work for McWit's Garage?'

'Will someone fetch me that new dairy maid?'