Dairy Dynamic Mugs

Your Country Needs MOO!

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Cow's straw

Where Skim Milk comes from.

The Main Types of Cheese

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"They’re real."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Pull the udder one

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Milkin' Impossible

The worm that churned!

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Broadway Moosical.

Dairy Devil

Cow and Milk

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.