Dairy Cattle Gifts

YPU SHOULD HAVE MILKED ME WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE!

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Black or white, Vicar?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cheeze Wiz.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Important Food Groups

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

The Main Types of Cheese

Cow's straw

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"They’re real."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Milking the Cow.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Wait, what are you doing?"

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Pull the udder one

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'