Meat Alternatives Pillows

Free-range tofu.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Vegetarian Birds

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

The Butcher of 35th street.

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

Cooked rare.

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

Go Veggie...

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

The Ghost of Food

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'