Protein Alternatives Pillows

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Vegetarian Birds

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Go Veggie...

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

I'm sick and tired of this low carb diet.

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

The Atkins Diet.

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

"As vegan zombies, are we allowed to eat brains?"

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.'

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

New Milks