Alternative Proteins Pillows

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

Queen of Quinoa

Vegetarian Birds

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'

Go Veggie...

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

The Atkins Diet.

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

I'm sick and tired of this low carb diet.

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

"As vegan zombies, are we allowed to eat brains?"

'I don't care if it IS Tofurkey...I am not eating that!'

"They call me wicked but knights are my only source of protein."

'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.'

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'