Lunch Swapper Gifts

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

"What the- This is goulash Where's my guts-n-gravy Somebody must've grabbed my lunchbox again,"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

Behind Every Stupid Man

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

Boy at Computer.

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"Nothing for me, thanks."

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

A choice of sandwiches

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

"...Who ordered the ham and cheese on banana bread?"

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

'Can't you see I am having lunch!'

"Our thought was that you would just brown-bag it."

'It's not the six pints that destroy your afternoon. It's going back to the office.'

"No time for a 3-martini lunch? How about a marijuana brownie?"

"Tia Carmen packed my lunch today. She thinks cafeteria servings are way too small."

'I'm being Pigeon Voled.'

'It's a sack lunch. What did you expect?'

Due to a rise in raw materials, higher energy charges and labour increases, there will be no box lunches this year.

Hot dog stand.

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"