Lunch Swapper Gifts

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

"What the- This is goulash Where's my guts-n-gravy Somebody must've grabbed my lunchbox again,"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

Behind Every Stupid Man

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

Boy at Computer.

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

"Nothing for me, thanks."

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

A choice of sandwiches

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

Many schools are going away with the traditional junk food vending machines.

"Our thought was that you would just brown-bag it."

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"...Who ordered the ham and cheese on banana bread?"

'Can't you see I am having lunch!'

Hot dog stand.

'I'm being Pigeon Voled.'

'It's not the six pints that destroy your afternoon. It's going back to the office.'

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

"Tia Carmen packed my lunch today. She thinks cafeteria servings are way too small."

'It's a sack lunch. What did you expect?'

Due to a rise in raw materials, higher energy charges and labour increases, there will be no box lunches this year.