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"No time for a 3-martini lunch? How about a marijuana brownie?"

Tartine

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"Expense account or regular?"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

Biden Workload

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

STRIP Hambone: Wafer thin new computers

"If it's still following me around at noon, you'll bet I'll eat it."

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

"Wait—which is evidence and which is lunch?"

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

'Certainly you may invite a friend to lunch. Bring him in.'

'The corned Beef Cappuccino needs work.'

"Your first poppadum, sir?"

A choice of sandwiches