Lunch Experimenters Gifts

"...Who ordered the ham and cheese on banana bread?"

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

Lunch Meet

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

"I brought my lunch."

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"Lunch!"

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

"This isn't a donor heart. It's a tuna on rye."

'How did you get your pastry so thin?' Steam roller.

'Hey, I know how to stop famine and poverty! Let's have lunch and after that, we go on making money!'

"Veni, Vidi, Lunchi."

C.I.A. concealing the location of their lunch appointment.

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

"I prefer working remotely, except when there's a free lunch."

Woman opens sushi box.

World Cup breakfast.

'Then it's decided... the United Nations will bring full sanctions against Rienzo's Hoagie Hut for today's cruddy lunch.'

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

'Major breakthrough! We've all agreed on Pizza for lunch.'