Lunch Experimenters Gifts

"...Who ordered the ham and cheese on banana bread?"

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Lunch Meet

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

"I brought my lunch."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

"Lunch!"

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

'Then it's decided... the United Nations will bring full sanctions against Rienzo's Hoagie Hut for today's cruddy lunch.'

'How did you get your pastry so thin?' Steam roller.

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

Woman opens sushi box.

"I prefer working remotely, except when there's a free lunch."

'Hey, I know how to stop famine and poverty! Let's have lunch and after that, we go on making money!'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"Veni, Vidi, Lunchi."

C.I.A. concealing the location of their lunch appointment.

'Major breakthrough! We've all agreed on Pizza for lunch.'

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'