Lunch Break Experimenter Gifts

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"Did you read this report? The average member of staff takes 19 minutes for lunch!"

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"Lunchward ho!"

Sandwich filing.

Soup

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

Out to get you. Back in one hour.

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

World Cup breakfast.

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"I've found that falling face first into my plate and snoring loudly is effective in ending a long lunch meeting."

Scaffolding team watching TV.

I think he's just gone for an early lunch break.

Lunch.

"That's generous of Mike to offer, but there's really no good reason for your lunch breaks to require a designated driver."

"Oh, me? I gave a seminar, wrote a unch of grants, did some experiments and now it's lunchtime."

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

"Twelve-oh-six—time to be heading back!"

'He's out to lunch...but he won't be long, nobody took him.'

'Okay...who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer?'

"I hope you're on a a break, too."

'It's called ‘Shared Risk.' You taste the Okra Casserole and I'll try the Tuna Surprise.'

"I can't talk now. I picked up my lunch instead of my phone."

'Can't you see I am having lunch!'