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'Which would you like, apple or orange juice?'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

French Early Bird

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Breakfast surreal.

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

"The perfect gift? He's gonna love this! The fact that she thinks I'd even want this makes me question our entire relationship!"

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

Signs your breakfast is trying to kill you.

Morning Routine

Man in pyjamas walks into cereal cafe

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

Curry for Breakfast.

'Did you know that cereal is the only thing with a prize in it?!'

Muse/Museli

"Not saying much are they?"

'I don't think it was very good. She even put ketchup in the coffee.'

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

"I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption..."

"Do you have anything fit for a King?"

"Just wondering - after you steal my thunder, what do you do with it?"

"I'd like the Continental breakfast."

"Surprise...! I made you a nice breakfast of bacon, ham, and sausage..."

"This is one of those places the truckers stop to eat at."

"Turns out the biggest mistake a hunter can make is sleeping with the wife of the town's only taxidermist."

'You HAD to buy the cheap knockoff.'

A recent scientific study has concluded that toast and marmalade may be hazardous to your health.

'You sounded kinda sick so I put cough syrup on em'.'

Ivan's lunch hour would be an extended one.

"It's technically a milkshake, but if I call it a 'smoothie,' I can have it for breakfast."