Breakfast Drama Explorer Mugs

'Which would you like, apple or orange juice?'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

French Early Bird

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Breakfast surreal.

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

"The perfect gift? He's gonna love this! The fact that she thinks I'd even want this makes me question our entire relationship!"

World Cup breakfast.

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

'Did you know that cereal is the only thing with a prize in it?!'

Muse/Museli

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

Curry for Breakfast.

Man in pyjamas walks into cereal cafe

Signs your breakfast is trying to kill you.

Morning Routine

"Not saying much are they?"

"I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption..."

'I don't think it was very good. She even put ketchup in the coffee.'

"Do you have anything fit for a King?"

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

"Just wondering - after you steal my thunder, what do you do with it?"

"Turns out the biggest mistake a hunter can make is sleeping with the wife of the town's only taxidermist."

A recent scientific study has concluded that toast and marmalade may be hazardous to your health.

"Surprise...! I made you a nice breakfast of bacon, ham, and sausage..."

'You HAD to buy the cheap knockoff.'

Ivan's lunch hour would be an extended one.

'You sounded kinda sick so I put cough syrup on em'.'

"This is one of those places the truckers stop to eat at."

"I'd like the Continental breakfast."