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'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

"Day 1: Back in the carrier."

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

What's the matter, Emily? Jeremy the jerk dumped me. I can't take it. My whole insides hurt. You'll be better off without him. Thanks, Twig. Youre lucky you didn't fall in love. Sigh. I wish I had a broken heart!

'Dad gave up teaching me how to drive...I drove him nuts.'

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

"Could you keep it short, Daddy? I'm expecting a call."

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"

You'll be an old fart soon enough - just enjoy being a young fart while it lasts.

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

Pier Pressure

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

"Just wondering - after you steal my thunder, what do you do with it?"

'Warning: -- Portions of the following program are totally confusing....'

"I want to be prepared for my teen years,so I want to practice being mouthy and moody now."

"I hate this stupid place."