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'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

"Day 1: Back in the carrier."

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

'Dad gave up teaching me how to drive...I drove him nuts.'

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

Pier Pressure

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

"Just wondering - after you steal my thunder, what do you do with it?"

'Warning: -- Portions of the following program are totally confusing....'

"Turns out the biggest mistake a hunter can make is sleeping with the wife of the town's only taxidermist."

"I want to be prepared for my teen years,so I want to practice being mouthy and moody now."

"I hate this stupid place."