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"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

First love.

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

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'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

Tunnel of Life and Love

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

Scooter Romance

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

"I woke up this morning with a pain in my neck. That her lying there?"