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'Marry you? Maybe someday -- but not on a SCHOOL night.'

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

"I think we should start seeing other little kids."

Young Love

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

"Thanks Baldo. It was a magical evening."

"Okay, but just a quick kiss, Joey... You did see my father's gun collection, right?"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

First love.

'Dana, did I make a bad impression on your father?'

Scooter Romance

"So where is this leading?"

"So have you or have you not kissed a girl?"

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

"Bobby Roberts punched you at recess and again at lunch? He must really like you!"

"I think I liked you better when you use t

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Happy holidays for kids.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Baby Scientist

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

Playground reputation.

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'