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"I wouldn’t worry about it, Chris. Father thinks all my dates are ‘Marxist moles.’"

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

'My girlfriend doesn't understand me, but her mother sure does.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'

"So maybe we can, you know, hang out."

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

"Figures...all this social distancing just when I was starting to like girls."

"You'll have to forgive my father. . . he's a little overprotective!"

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

First love.

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

...In a Relationship

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

"Mother believed in tough love. She was always there for me when I needed a cold shoulder to cry on."

"We slipped in the tub."

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

Scooter Romance

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.