Young Love Explorers T-Shirts

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."

"Why didn't you say 'hi' to Sylvia Sanchez?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Playground reputation.

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

First love.

Boy on father's knee

Fossil hunting

Tasty.

Real Estate Personals

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"My aloofness is a mask."

"This is it? No video?"

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

Too Weird to Have a Husband

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

Tunnel of Life and Love

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

"Want to know how we're able to relate to our grandchildren? Ronald, hit me with a sick beat..."

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

Apple Kiss

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

Scooter Romance

'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'