Young Love Discoverers T-Shirts

"There's got to be more to dating than just kissing your girlfriend goodbye. I just don't know what it would be."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Playground reputation.

First love.

Boy on father's knee

Sex Education

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'I just discovered fire!'

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

Apple Kiss

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Scooter Romance

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

"Okay, but just a quick kiss, Joey... You did see my father's gun collection, right?"

Propriety

'...A little on your snout...Then we take care of that gray on your elbows...'

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'I think I'm in love, Pop. There's a girl in my class who can text, do high school algebra and run faster than I can!'