Young Love Discoverers T-Shirts

"There's got to be more to dating than just kissing your girlfriend goodbye. I just don't know what it would be."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Playground reputation.

First love.

Boy on father's knee

Sex Education

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

'I just discovered fire!'

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

Apple Kiss

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Scooter Romance

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

Propriety

"Okay, but just a quick kiss, Joey... You did see my father's gun collection, right?"

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

'I think I'm in love, Pop. There's a girl in my class who can text, do high school algebra and run faster than I can!'

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

Miss Evans and the Eagle