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'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"Would you like some wings?"

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

Happy holidays for kids.

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Baby Scientist

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

Mistaken baby ducks.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'Mystery of Flight' book flying away from boy reading it.

Childhood

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

'We think he has a future in politics.'