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It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"Would you like some wings?"

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Kids with Fish Balloons

Happy holidays for kids.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Baby Scientist

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

Fossil hunting

'We think he has a future in politics.'