Candy Craver T-Shirts

Pop Quiz.

Chocolate Machine: Insert Money. Select choc bar. Pull handle. Wait. Kick hell out of machine.

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

'Why not use dental floss instead of candy floss?!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Whale Piñata.

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

Piñata Walk

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

'I need affordable daycare now!'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

How Piñatas Are Born