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The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Bubble gum leaves

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Easter Candy Island.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Secret sweetie drawer...