Candy Craver Prints

Pop Quiz.

Chocolate Machine: Insert Money. Select choc bar. Pull handle. Wait. Kick hell out of machine.

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

'Why not use dental floss instead of candy floss?!'

"I have a really bad habit of beating myself up...and my addition to sweets is not helping matters."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Easter Candy Island.

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'Imagine that in gummi!'

"I'm not going to try and sugarcoat this..."