Cookie Craver Prints

"That's odd...they left me cookies, but no milk."

"Ohmigod! What have I done?"

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

"Trying not to eat a cookie."

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

Cookie Does

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Picking pastries.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'Works every time.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'The roof needs icing.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

Cookie Surveillance

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Roadkill cookies"