Cappuccino Connoisseur T-Shirts

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'These are job perks.'

Bubbly

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"At this office no two days are different."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Allegro con molto espresso

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Hats and Food

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'Who gets the decaf?'

Yummy Mummies

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'