Coffee Cup Connoisseur T-Shirts

"If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" is not a nice thing to say.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'These are job perks.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"At this office no two days are different."

Allegro con molto espresso

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Hats and Food

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Who gets the decaf?'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Espresso Martini Peacock

Yummy Mummies

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie