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Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"Twelve-oh-six—time to be heading back!"

A long, long way from indigent, Bert's depedence on coffee knew no bounds.

"Tall and full-bodied...and really chocolaty brown too...if she gets me all nervous and excited, even better!"

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"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Man's best friends."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

Balancing two espresso martinis

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

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'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."