Espresso Lover T-Shirts

Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"Twelve-oh-six—time to be heading back!"

A long, long way from indigent, Bert's depedence on coffee knew no bounds.

"Tall and full-bodied...and really chocolaty brown too...if she gets me all nervous and excited, even better!"

Abstract Expressoism

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Man's best friends."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

You've Had Enough!

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Espresso Martini Peacock

Non-Power Breakfast

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

Countervailing Clichés.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"