Espresso Drinking Gifts

Balancing two espresso martinis

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'These are job perks.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

All-Day Breakfast

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

The coffee's not working.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Waiting for retirement.

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

Coffee Menu

'You've had enough.'

Running Latte

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

Gag - a graphic novel

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"