Seasoning Enthusiast Gifts

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

'If you hate going to the salt mines every day, can't you ask for a transfer to pepper?'

"Ambitions... to spoil it all on my own."

A drive-thru with a pepper window

"That's enough. Put down the salt."

'I don't think the pepper spray was meant to be used as a condiment, Harold.'

'How about some fresh ground pepper, pal?'

"Too much salt?"

"There, dammit. Is that enough pepper for you??"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I come here for the pepper."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Baker Romance

Giant slug attacks a city

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'I was in the catering corps.'

Salt and Pepper

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Feast

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'