Seasoning Enthusiast Pillows

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

'If you hate going to the salt mines every day, can't you ask for a transfer to pepper?'

"Ambitions... to spoil it all on my own."

A drive-thru with a pepper window

"That's enough. Put down the salt."

'I don't think the pepper spray was meant to be used as a condiment, Harold.'

'How about some fresh ground pepper, pal?'

"Too much salt?"

"There, dammit. Is that enough pepper for you??"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I come here for the pepper."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

Baker Romance

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'I was in the catering corps.'

Salt and Pepper

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Feast

"What's happened to Quiche?"