Seasoning Sensation Pillows

Restaurant School: Fresh-Ground Pepper 101

Anna Calvi

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Needs salt!'

"I come here for the pepper."

Wolf Karaoke

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

The First Fire Stick

Karataoke

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Doughnut Making

Just a little seasoning...

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'How was the squid?'

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Casting Director

Ventriloquist Audition

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! She was great! I hear she's so sought-after by musical theater productions that she can make them work around her schedule! So in other words, "Operettas are standing by!"

Footballer playing for time

Cook and Octopus

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

Barihunk