Seasoning Explorer Pillows

"Compliments? Well, someone said the salt and pepper tastes nice."

"I come here for the pepper."

Harsh Mellows.

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Just a little seasoning...

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Nutritional Supplements.

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"We've gone glutton-free."

"Is this a sex thing?"

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"The reason my salt is so expensive is because it's preservative-free."

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

'It's not our wine list. It's a list of gastroenterologists.'

"It needs more old salt."

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

Know Your Leaves

Restaurant School: Fresh-Ground Pepper 101

Bar None