Cooking Explorer Pillows

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

La Table

'Like death by salad.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Sauce for the Goose

French wine

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Before/After

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Important Food Groups

Your lobster was off!