Seasoning Explorer T-Shirts

"Compliments? Well, someone said the salt and pepper tastes nice."

Harsh Mellows.

"I come here for the pepper."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Just a little seasoning...

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Nutritional Supplements.

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"We've gone glutton-free."

"Is this a sex thing?"

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

"The reason my salt is so expensive is because it's preservative-free."

'It's not our wine list. It's a list of gastroenterologists.'

Know Your Leaves

Restaurant School: Fresh-Ground Pepper 101

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

Snow Moon

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'